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2009-06-14T00:17:00.003+08:00

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What if... the 2nd

2007-09-14T20:38:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone, and back by popular demand, welcome to the second edition of "What if...".
The last episode talks about "What if Ean decided to join others instead of Red Crescent when he is form 1?" The amount of possibilities was not at all few.

Now, this edition proved to be an even more a challenge than its predecessor, for the topic chosen has a wide amount of possibilities. No kidding! SUPER CRAZY LOTS OF THEM!!! So much so that I don't really know what to include. However, I will try compose it to the best of my abilities. TQ.

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What if...

What if the 'Aik' twins were quads?

Now we all know who the infamous Aik twins are, but for all you readers out there wondering who in blazes' name are the Aik twins, they consist of Lee Aik Oui and Lee Aik Sern, born of Mr. and Mrs. Lee. Twins they are, that's why we call them the Aik twins. (You may view their profile in the profiles page of this blog)

If my memory serves me well, the Aik twins joined SL(Y)180 when they are form 1. But they only start to make their presence felt when they are in form 3. For those of us who are expose to the Aiks, it's not foreign to us how their actions and behaviors are, in fact most of us would know their pattern. But then again, I should not be judgmental, because there are more than meets the eye withing the already unbelievable behavior pattern of the Aik twins.

So, now it begins...

Their names would probably be : Lee Aik Oui, Lee Aik Sern, Lee Aik Tam, Lee Aik Meng
Should the other 2 turn out to be females, they will probably be called : Lee Aik Mei, Lee Aik Yen.
Should Sern and Oui turn out to be girls, they will likely be called : Lee Aik Oui and Lee Aik Sern. What's the difference you may ask? Well, is there any?
They will hold the Guinness World Record of flirting 3.8 billion females in one lifetime. What an achievement!
They will hold the Guinness World Record of receiving 3.8 billion slaps in the face in one lifetime. What an achievement!
"hmmm.."
The Lee household would need thrice the man power to maintain their lifestyle.
They won't have a swimming pool, they will have a water theme park.
They won't have a room, they will have a suite.
They won't have a house, they will have a mansion.
They won't have a life, they will have a LIFE.
"um.."
One would have genetically superior genes, another would have genetically inferior genes, while the other have genetically balanced genes, and the last would have no genes at all.
The world's top scientists would argue who is the better quarter of the four.
Suite Life of Aik Oui, Aik Sern, Aik Faceless and Aik Headless will top TV charts.
......
Sumin would be more stress handling them. Sharon would have more soar throats scolding them. Wei Wen would be more playful with them. Ean would be more confuse being around them. Winnie would be more "something" when "I don't know what" them.
There won't be enough female junior members in SL(Y)180 to feed their everyday necessities.
"Err..."

The possibilities have not reached it's full potential, its amount is endless.
Will I be able to grasp the infinite points in this alternate life?
Would the 4 win the hearts of many of our battle of WuLiaoNanHai supremacy?
Will the world be able to handle not two but four Aiks?
Will I know the answers?
Why am I asking these questions?
Why am I?
Why?...

Jokes aside, I don't know what would earth be like with extra Aiks, neither will I ever know. But since God predestined their parents to give birth to not five, nor four, neither is it three, but 2, yes, 2 Aiks, who are we to judge the Almighty? Twins they are, twins will they ever be. No more no less, Lee Aik Oui and Lee Aik Sern.

Now then, what if there is only 1 Aik? Hmmm......

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Here is something you guys can learn,

Mikaela: This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Yeah.
[looks at the empty driver's seat]
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there?
Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving.
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.
Mikaela: Why?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first.
[Mikaela pauses]
Mikaela: Yeah. Right.
[Mikaela moves from the back seat to where Sam is sitting]
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: See? That's better.
Mikaela: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Thank you.

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Just who would we be if we were famous?

2007-09-07T03:46:00.000+08:00

Imagine you were rich.
Imagine you were famous.
Dream of the pleasures.
Imagine being able to influence people,
and that people know you EXIST.

**SNAP!!!!**

STOP DAYDREAMING!

C'mon, in reality, the chances of ever achieving fame are ever so small.
Unless you are REALLY good at singing, acting...
or you are a scheming businessman..
or.. a hotel tycoon's kid,
Chances are, you are and will never be any more fabulous then everyone around you.

But for the pathetic, this is as close as we get:
So, which celebrity do we look like?
I took our profile photos and ran it through this site:
http://www.myheritage.com

Aik Oui: The only one remotely alike is that Rain guy
Winnie: The only one that has results that are all of her own sex .
Ean: True blue Malaysian face. Being the only person who has Malaysians (two!) in the results.
Sharon: Errr.. emmm...hmmm..

Well! Moving on,

Theoretically, being Oui's twin, Aik Sern's results should have been identical to his brother's.
The results beg to differ, and sadly for him, he looks like a few old ladies..

Sadder still, is to see that Sumin has only ONE female in her group. And she says I always treat her like a guy.. well, I'm not wrong am I? Haha. I'm only joking. Please don't take offence.

And finally, I, apparently look like a chinese soldier and a thickly mustached writer.. yea right.. I would never be any of those.

Anyway, all these are just for fun. Don't feel discouraged if you look like some old ladies.. and don't be big headed if you have the best looking results. I mean, how accurate can this even be?

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What if... the 2nd

Just who would we be if we were famous?